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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long bokep been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned memek the ‘miaulement’ memek (the bokeh delectable French porn word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to bokep this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes crot scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her bokep partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s crot far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female memek contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could crot make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their memek energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to bokep what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order bokeh to crot encourage crot their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

bokep A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ crot move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The porn only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokep if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained memek that her sexual yowling drowned out crot their memek TVs: memek crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s porn what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile crot and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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