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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the porn memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept bokep awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of bokep decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when porn a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a bokeh fragile male ego, porn bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my memek days editing The memek Erotic porn Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in crot order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other memek reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex porn education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her bokep sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

bokep In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation memek of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a memek sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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