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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay porn in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I memek was kept awake bokep crot all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that memek I wondered if I should offer to perform bokeh an exorcism.

When memek I mentioned the bokep ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist memek the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this crot new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and crot bokeh sex memek as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In bokep my days editing The bokeh Erotic Review magazine, bokep female porn contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an porn occasional basis, memek crot they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner crot feel happy, bokep while conserving bokeh their energy bokeh for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that porn erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone to what bokep they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to memek encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study crot confirms bokeh the louder memek the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep porn but can porn you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep bokep ladies?

The only other porn reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex memek education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from crot Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that crot her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing. crot

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their memek book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokeh women were noisy during sex crot – based on observation of memek our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex crot worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need bokeh to advertise. bokeh But bokeh if you’re not, bokep then crot men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.