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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so bokeh loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman porn an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from memek the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific bokeh sense. It confirms what most women know porn and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep crot the porn greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you crot can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s porn sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is bokep genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. porn They bokep declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far bokep as I’m concerned, porn that’s what memek you should be porn doing.’

Well, crot only porn if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was crot to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best bokep sex may just be the quietest.

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